Freddie Mac used to publish a booklet called A Consumer's Home Inspection Kit, which doesn't seem to be available on their website anymore, but I found a copy elsewhere. I think the concept of a consumer home inspection is very attractive and, furthermore, of immediate interest to any energy watcher.
I should mention that I think that the whole home inspection industry is a crock. I had a home inspection on each of the four houses I have purchased over the years, and in each case the home inspector failed to discover critical flaws. Why was I paying an expert $200-$400? To inspect the house and discover those critical flaws. And what recourse did I have? None. (Home inspectors always require that you sign a contract releasing them from all liability before they start work.)
But inspecting your own house? Great idea! You just need to know what to look for, and the Freddie Mac brochure is a great place to start.
What if you aren't buying house right now? Well, you can still benefit. At the back of the brochure is a table Schedule of Normal Life which lists the normal lifespan for your household appliances:
| Appliance | Average Lifespan (Years) |
|---|---|
| Air Conditioners | 8-15 |
| Clothes Dryers | 8-12 |
| Clothes Washers | 8-12 |
| Dishwashers | 5-12 |
| Disposals | 5-12 |
| Furnaces | 8-12 |
| Heat Pumps | 8-12 |
| Hot Water Heaters, Gas | 8-12 |
| Hot Water Heaters, Electric | 10-15 |
| Refrigerators | 15-20 |
| Stoves | 15-20 |
So just how long have you had your air conditioner? Furnace? Hot water heater? If your appliances are nearing the end of their lifespan, you should start planning ahead. You can generally find a better deal if you shop in the off season and you should have the luxury of doing so if you start shopping before the appliance finally gives up the ghost. Energy Star appliances may cost a few dollars more but will save you big money over their expected lifespan — and, depending on just how old and inefficient your existing appliances are, you may save even more by replacing them before they wear out.
Just a thought.
So it can be very important to know how to get rid of the wobble in your ceiling fans. Rather than re-invent the wheel, I'll just point you to the
Although it got down near freezing last week, spring is officially here in Atlanta. The sun has been out for the past four days, the day-time highs have been in the
Pressure-washing doors and windows can be an excellent way to discover drafts around your windows and doors. I should provide some backstory here: Springtime in Atlanta, Georgia can be absolutely beautiful. There are flowering trees — cherry, peach, pear, plum, and dogwood — simply everywhere. This, of course, causes its own problems. Allergy experts consider any pollen count in excess of 120 to be
Each individual pollen grain is microscropic in size, but when you have a few billion floating through through the air around your house, they leave a thick yellow dusting over everything. Add some April showers and this turns into a sticky yellow scum that the rains won't wash away. Once the flowers are off the trees, generally around mid-April, we all take a deep breath — without sneezing, for the first time in a while — and start the cleanup.
Our deck is usually reddish-brown but was mostly yellow yesterday when I started pressure-washing it. An hour later, the deck was once again the correct color. Once the deck furniture was pollen-free, I then washed off the window sills and door jambs along the back of the house, put away all of the gear, and walked back inside — where I promptly stepped into a puddle inside the back door.
Most of us homeowners have to paint our houses every five years or so. The next time this unwelcome chore comes up, consider carefully what color you choose this time.
One of the few sermons I remember from my youth had to do with the Spirit of Christmas. The church was lit only by candles, the pews were draped with real pine garland, and we were singing our favorite hymns very, very badly. Christmas Eve mass was always the most popular service of the year and the church was standing-room-only. As usual, our priest began by welcoming all of the people he hadn't seen since the previous Easter — nervous laughter — and then he talked about the magic of the Spirit of Christmas, encouraging us to carry it with us throughout the year.
I have a friend, a good friend, who is a Republican. He voted for McCain, he doesn't "believe" in global warming or peak oil, and he considers Obama's attempts to kick-start our economy the height of foolishness. He sneers at Earth Day and Earth Hour and similar events, too.
Don't waste your time worrying about a one-watt nightlight when you can feel the wind whistling through the windows.
Michael Bloomberg, mayor of New York City and billionaire owner of Bloomberg L.P., proposed 
The U.S. Department of Energy says it best:


Once your lighting has been adjusted, use dimmers, light sensors, motion sensors, and infrared sensors to further control how these lights are used. Use some common sense when choosing your technology:
Georgia, for example, will be getting $67 million, of which $21 million will be going to the state and $5 million will be going to Atlanta. Cities must have a population of at least 35,000 to receive energy efficiency funding — I suppose that's why my little town isn't getting any funding. This program is known as the Energy Efficiency and Conservation Block Grant (
Everyone loves a hot shower, especially when it's cold out. (I know I do!) This is a luxury most kings through history could only have wished for.
